Does he eat small children?

Only on special occasions.

(rimshot)

Ok, Ok, I'm writing many of these blog entries at once and I am getting a little silly, here.

Really, people do ask some strange questions with a Great Dane:

"Is it a horse?"

"Where's the saddle?"

"Does that thing eat tons of food?"

"Is it a baby cow?" (harlequin-black and white spotted)

"Where's the cart for that?"

Hamilton eats the following:

Rice, chicken, veggies, beef, eggs, and kibble. He drinks water, sometimes with ice.
Children are not part of his diet, ever. Though he is known to lick them, a lot.